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if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
this picture is giving me anxiety
this picture made my feet tingle
I want to do this.
They must really trust each other, I mean, what if one just flipped over the edge holding onto the other and screamed, “I KNOW YOU CHEATED ON ME YOU FUCKING BITCH!”
Omfg the girls leg im so done
Imagine being so done with you, your life, and everybody else and standing on the edge of that building ready to jump and end your life. You are about to let go when your lover comes through the window. He looks into your eyes and you melt. You sit down and completely vent everything to him. He holds you nods in understanding and kisses you passionately on the edge of this balcony.
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
Rebecca, age 8: When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
Terri, age 4: Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
Danny, age 7: Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
Nikka, age 6: If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
Elaine, age 5: Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.
Chris, age 7: Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.
Mary Ann, age 4: Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you